THIS ALMOST HAPPENED (or it almost happened like this) started as a bunch of random stories and shenanigans that me and some friends came up with as inside jokes. I'm drawing this just for fun. It will never be a book, I will probably not even finish most of these sketches. So take the site for what it is - snippets and allegories from real life turned into action-something-whatever. Too much beer, maybe a pinch of real life and lots of obnoxious bullshit to top it off. (Actually the obnoxiousness is almost never invented, that's Opie's natural persona..)
Yes, I did throw a drink in his face at a night club. Yes, we did go kayaking but not with that insane amount of alkohol… No, we do not shoot people but yes, I have threatened to start if he did not turn off the alam snooze… We do have a pet penguin that mix our coctails (no of course we don’t. But our friend The Dragon is a pretty damn good penguin!)
They're kinda secret agents gone rogue.
The law got boring.
People keep shooting at them all the time.
For no apparent reason.
So they shoot back.
Without asking too many questions.
Oh, and beer! Lots of beer!